Lauren from Echoes is having a rough time after her fiancée dumped her. Luckily she has access to an electronic encyclopedia service that can help provide her with some answers. She also has a kick-ass breakup playlist to jam-out to/cry along with and she tries not to drip too much ice cream between the keys of her new computer terminal machine.
LAUREN'S SAD SACK SEARCH HISTORY
"Fiancee had one glass of champagne, should I be worried?"
"Bible verses about drinking champagne"
“Do men typically break off engagements when women cut their (long blonde) hair?”
"Stories about couples getting back together after a bad haircut grows out"
"Fiancee had one glass of champagne, should I be worried?"
"Bible verses about drinking champagne"
“Do men typically break off engagements when women cut their (long blonde) hair?”
"Stories about couples getting back together after a bad haircut grows out"
“Wigs in Nashville, TN”
“Closest store with Ben and Jerry's”
“How do I send photos via electronic letters?”
“Where is a scanner store, Nashville, TN?”
“Can I make myself look thinner in scanned photos?”
“How to cancel a sent email”
“Help with canceling sent email”
“HOW CAN I RETRIEVE A SENT EMAIL?”
“DELETING SENT EMAILS???”
“How to repair a wig that’s been torn apart by human hands?”
“Pet stores, Nashville TN”
“How to pick a cat that will love you?”
“How to know if your cat cares about you? Even just as friends”
“Do cats feel anything?”
"Do I feel anything?"
"Do I feel anything?"
“why. WHY?”
"Bible verses that support not talking about problems"
"Bible verses that support not talking about problems"
“Night classes for teaching certification, Nashville TN”
“Best places to teach if you hate teaching”
"If I throw away my dirty dishes and replace with paper plates, will I be a bad witness for Jesus?"
"Boyfriend shaped pillows"
“Grocery stores that deliver”
"How to submit Elizabeth Barrett Browning and Robert Browning fan-fiction"
"If I throw away my dirty dishes and replace with paper plates, will I be a bad witness for Jesus?"
"Boyfriend shaped pillows"
“Grocery stores that deliver”
"How to submit Elizabeth Barrett Browning and Robert Browning fan-fiction"
“How often should a person leave their apartment?”
“Store that sells Ben and Jerry's with multiple clerks”
“Non-judgemental store that sells Ben and Jerry's, Nashville TN”
"Elastic waisted pants, delivery"
"Elastic waisted pants, delivery"
“How many people have to leave you before you know it’s your fault”
“Bible verses that can replace therapy”LAUREN'S SAD SACK BREAK-UP PLAYLIST
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